If That Band Was a Horse I Would Shoot It

from Ben Weasel by The Max Levine Ensemble

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- hey listeners, this is me, ben weasel. i've got your back buddy. we have so much ground to cover and so little time.
- we're gonna play you the max levine ensemble...
- the worst band in the world!
- yes!
- i've heard the max levine ensemble...
- and if you walk away from the songs we play for you thinking "it's not good rock and roll, it's great rock and roll," then i think you should have your head checked frankly.
- i think you should have your ears checked.
- your ears should be ripped off and a screwdriver poked through to see if there's brain matter in there, because quite frankly, i have this round face, with a potato nose, and i'm 41 years old now, can't grow a mustache.
- you're in a lot better shape than boggsy.
- i know you think that. you're wrong and i'm sorry for you. you can do anything, cuz you're really good looking, ok.
- you and i like a lot of great young bands, the leftovers, the guts. i've never heard anything by the max levine ensemble that i thought was worth listening to again.
- you had been listening to the greatest hits of u2. explain yourself and we can go from there.
- well i didn't shower today, so i smell.

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from Ben Weasel, released June 25, 2009

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